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compiling all my creative efforts into a single thread

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hello people who followed me, bewarned that i'm a wretched cretin

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i see some shit online and i want to reject my humanity and go monkey

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abraham: do you inflate me, making me big and round?'

sampson: i do inflate, sir

abraham: do you inflate me, making me big and round?

sampson: is the law on our side, if i say 'uwu'?

gregory: nay

sampson: no, sir, i do not inflate you, making you big and round, but i inflate, sir

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computer, initiate holodeck program 3747-3 Bowser Inflation

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that time i misconfigured my firewall leaving an open vnc server and iranians started mining monero on my server

inflates thee! leaving thine form rounded and large

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i haven't done pixel art in a long time but here is poké angus

kinda fucked up that eugen would change toot to post before removing the bimbophobic "whats on your mind" bit from the fartbox :/

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me, rich: i will simply make a needle with an eye big enough for a camel to pass through 🤔

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