sipping lizer in my ride @a_lizard@mastodon.online

i see some shit online and i want to reject my humanity and go monkey

i dont get horny i get even

i don't give a fuck and i should go to bed

pessimism is such a cucked philosophy

every time i get the inspiration
to go change things around

clarjon has hella dad jokes

brb running down the street screaming "yiff yiffedofferson"

if i were lucy i'd simply make a good post

[to the tune of blondies call me]
extremely
on-line