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hello people who followed me, bewarned that i'm a wretched cretin

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i see some shit online and i want to reject my humanity and go monkey

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me, enjoying the search on mastodon dot online: every day i give thanks to eugen, i pray towards germany

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FAT STACKS / FILLED COFFERS
BIG MONEY / DEEP POCKETS

HIGH NET WORTH INDIVIDUALS
BLOW THROUGH CASH
LIKE CRIMINALS

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I put my strap on one leg at a time, just like everybody else

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its weird that jon blow is seen as the inventor of indie games when cave story probably single handedly inspired the careers of literally a thousand game developers

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@a_lizard I saw someone talk about that as "you should stream music while your phone is on mute to give money to artists!", which, uh, is an absolutely heroic missing of the point

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i am the content-warned daemon with sight in the hog; i am the mighty bearer of the purple blur; i am truth which despises not clicking 'show more'

i think DXD is my favorite recording format just cause of the knowledge there's some asshole out there with a 25 gig album on his hard drive in the vain hope it sounds better

does she have...

u know...

those massive...

[cups 2 hands in front of me]

fat nuts

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saw someone calculate that buying an album off someones bandcamp for 20 bux is about what theyd make if you streamed their music on spotify for a year and a half straight

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"my watch can detect when i'm getting excited about something i'm seeing on my phone, which can help companies target ads to me better"

FUTURE

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lol remember that Spotify Desktop bug where users discovered it was reading and writing gigabytes of data per day and wrecking SSDs, and Spotify didnt put in a fix for like 3 years

technology companies can just, sell anything up to and including data about your heartbeat, which i feel like should fall under some fucking medical laws?

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remember that fucking sonos speaker that got bricked by an update cause they want you to get new ones?

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