a newt @a_lizard@mastodon.online
- rock
- warm
- bug
- ate
- pronous
- they/them
- illegal activities?
- just ask
(not a lizard) please be patient, it takes a while to scuttle from key to key
Joined Sep 2020
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hello people who followed me, bewarned that i'm a wretched cretin
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i see some shit online and i want to reject my humanity and go monkey
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i dont get horny i get even
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abraham: do you inflate me, making me big and round?'
sampson: i do inflate, sir
abraham: do you inflate me, making me big and round?
sampson: is the law on our side, if i say 'uwu'?
gregory: nay
sampson: no, sir, i do not inflate you, making you big and round, but i inflate, sir
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computer, initiate holodeck program 3747-3 Bowser Inflation
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that time i misconfigured my firewall leaving an open vnc server and iranians started mining monero on my server
inflates thee! leaving thine form rounded and large
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just got a temp job as a dream demon
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the p in pussy stands for woman
tounguepunching the toot box
kinda fucked up that eugen would change toot to post before removing the bimbophobic "whats on your mind" bit from the fartbox :/
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spanish joker
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que curioso. yo tambien soy el joker
behind the bussy
me, rich: i will simply make a needle with an eye big enough for a camel to pass through 🤔
- rock
- warm
- bug
- ate
- pronous
- they/them
- illegal activities?
- just ask
(not a lizard) please be patient, it takes a while to scuttle from key to key
Joined Sep 2020
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