Isn't this a bit like staying in a posh hotel and using the headed notepaper just because?

RT @nadhimzahawi@twitter.com

Prime Minister: this is not sustainable and it will only get worse: for you, for the Conservative Party and most importantly of all the country. You must do the right thing and go now.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/nadhimzahawi/statu

RT @auldyth@twitter.com

Petition: Replace 2022 grades with teacher assessments/predicted grades, if higher, to ensure fairness. Please sign and share. Thank you. petitions.senedd.wales/petitio

🐦🔗: twitter.com/auldyth/status/154

RT @auldyth@twitter.com

Deiseb: Disodli graddau 2022 gydag asesiadau athrawon/graddau a ragfynegir, os yn uwch, er mwyn sicrhau tegwch. Llofnodwch a rhannwch. Diolch. petitions.senedd.wales/petitio

🐦🔗: twitter.com/auldyth/status/154

I'm 58. These were the PMs - [Wilson, Heath - dim memories], (Wilson, Callaghan - vaguely remember), Thatcher, Major, Blair, Brown, Cameron, May, Johnson.
Who will go down in history as the worst PM? Please share.
Could only choose 4 poll options, so:

Well, between my 17's train adventures (thieves nicked signalling cable, bringing to a halt) and one or two HR issues at Westminster, it's been quite a day.
Night night Twitter.

It was only a matter of time - well played @MrJonDePlume@twitter.com

RT @MrJonDePlume@twitter.com

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MrJonDePlume/statu

You know that @NoradSanta@twitter.com thing that shows when Father Christmas has come? Can we have one to tell us when has gone?

Happy to help out with a Cabinet position.I like dogs, books, and ridiculous clothes. Not so good at DIY or drawing. No current substance misuse. Thinking I can relieve Gove of whatever he does.

I can't imagine why this is the word of the day!

RT @susie_dent@twitter.com

Word of the day is 'filipendulous' (19th century): hanging by a thread.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/susie_dent/status/

So close to a full house on Bullshit Bingo...

Who wants to play Bullshit Bingo during today?

@networkrail@twitter.com @tfwrail@twitter.com @NCLPARTNERS@twitter.com

RT @auldyth@twitter.com

Well @tfwrail@twitter.com it's my youngest's first solo train journey and the 0855 from Bangor has ground to a halt in Rhyl. He has an e-ticket to booked by @UniofNewcastle@twitter.com and will miss his connections at Chester and Victoria. Panicking son and worried mother.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/auldyth/status/154

Well @tfwrail@twitter.com it's my youngest's first solo train journey and the 0855 from Bangor has ground to a halt in Rhyl. He has an e-ticket to booked by @UniofNewcastle@twitter.com and will miss his connections at Chester and Victoria. Panicking son and worried mother.

Meanwhile it's all very here as 17 heads off to @UniofNewcastle@twitter.com for his biomedical summer school (cue Rachmaninoff). I seem to have something in my eye...

RT @SebastianEPayne@twitter.com

NEW: Jonathan Gullis, an ultra loyal Johnson supporter and 2019 intake red waller, has quit as a PPS

🐦🔗: twitter.com/SebastianEPayne/st

Goodness, just catching up on the Twitter news. What suddenly tilted the precarious cuntometer?
Farewell Rishi, see you at the foodbank. And oh the subtext of Javid tesigning on the - best present ever!

Update: the ex whined, moaned, sighed and ejaculated throughout the journey home in a backseat-driver criticism of my chauffeuring.

At the hospital eye clinic with ex (I have to drive him home). No pithy comment, just letting you know, people of Twitter. The GIFs aren't loading so this is as interesting as it gets.

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