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Linux commands and what they do
A guide

cat - it tlaps your files like a cat
df - it stands for "Dog Friend" it summons a small dog on the corner of your screen that you can pet with your mouse
ssh - what you say to you computer when u want it to be quieter
cd - you can type this command in when you want your computer to play your creedence clearwater revival CD that you've had in the disk drive since 1998
tail - shows u a fluffy fox tail
dmesg - sends your favorite dude an email. The dude you sent the mail to can be configured in dude.conf
uhhh idk thats all for today

SomaFM.com popped up on Hacker News today, amazed that they're still at it after 20+ years so I donated to them. Maybe you could too? Help support SomaFM.com, LLC by donating or retweeting. paypal.com/donate/?hosted_butt

How many entries are in your ~/.ssh/known_hosts?

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People sending email:

UCEPROTECT: whoa slow down, it looks like you have an IP address.

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"Installation: we recommend that you use Docker."

what I'm supposed to see: "hey, it's a simple one-liner! Such clean install, much wow."

what I actually see: "we couldn't figure out how to install this thing on anything but our own machine, but hey, here is a well-compressed image of our entire disk, use this instead so that we can stop trying"

The PCI compliance industry: turn off your security so we can scan your security

use "problem" as the subject for all of your support inquiries to help your provider know you are contacting them about a problem

😖✋ complaining about missing features

😌👉 making a feature request

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Do you consume oat drink, soy yoghurt, or other #vegan dairy alternatives?
EU parliament is attempting to ban any terms, marketing, or even appearance of vegan products that are associated to milk or dairy. This includes the terms "yoghurt" style, similar packaging in cartons or yoghurt cups, or even the comparison with milk's climate impact.

While this dairy-lobby-driven amendment is already through parliament, there's a petition to stop it in council. stopam171.com/

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mushrooms on pizza?

please vote, also boost.

searched for the atop man page and now i just want to go on a hike

rando customer comment in a support ticket: "I have gotten out of software engineering and I am now a hypnotist."

My wife who is recovering from a back injury and kicking ass in physical therapy: “Muscle is just a layer of pain meat.”

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