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Joke of The Day in honor of...
#BatmanDay

What do u call a beat up Batman?

A Bruised Wayne
😅😅

If it's #BatmanDay you know she's not far behind 🐱

Hey, it's #BatmanDay on Twitter

Saturday song of the day

The Academic -- Not Your Summer

Joke of The Day

Why didn't the teddy bear eat dessert?

He was Stuffed😀

Song of the day

The Killers--Sleepwalker

Joke of The Day

What branch of the military accepts toddlers?

The Infantry

Song of the day
#AltNation

The Marias--Hush

Joke of The Day

Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks with them?

In case they get a hole in one🏒

Song of the day

Bastille --Distorted Light Beam

#NationalSuicidePreventionDay

I've lost 2 people in my life to suicide. I miss my dad every single day & I miss the best friend I ever had or will ever have to depression 💔

Song of the day

The Maine--Sticky

Joke of The Day

A bunch of batteries were sitting around in a circle.
I guess they were having an AA meeting

Joke of The Day

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Cos the citizens in Gotham aren't morons like those idiots in Metropolis

Song of the day

Foo Fighters --Making A Fire

Here's a joke to get u going this morning

How do u deal with a sad astronaut?

Just give him some space. 😁

Song of the day

Cold War Kids--What U Say

Monday Night Song

Inhaler -- My Honest Face

@777

Look at my vanity, X

My "new" refinished vanity.
Like the color??
《I ❤ it😁》