Joke of The Day in honor of...

What do u call a beat up Batman?

A Bruised Wayne
๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

Saturday song of the day

The Academic -- Not Your Summer

Joke of The Day

Why didn't the teddy bear eat dessert?

He was Stuffed๐Ÿ˜€

Joke of The Day

What branch of the military accepts toddlers?

The Infantry

Joke of The Day

Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks with them?

In case they get a hole in one๐Ÿ’

Song of the day

Bastille --Distorted Light Beam

I've lost 2 people in my life to suicide. I miss my dad every single day & I miss the best friend I ever had or will ever have to depression ๐Ÿ’”

Joke of The Day

A bunch of batteries were sitting around in a circle.
I guess they were having an AA meeting

Joke of The Day

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Cos the citizens in Gotham aren't morons like those idiots in Metropolis

Song of the day

Foo Fighters --Making A Fire

Here's a joke to get u going this morning

How do u deal with a sad astronaut?

Just give him some space. ๐Ÿ˜

My "new" refinished vanity.
Like the color??
ใ€ŠI โค it๐Ÿ˜ใ€‹

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