Anarchic Teapot ⚧️<p>Time for <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://bots.defencegeeks.net/@theonion" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>theonion</span></a></span> and <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.online/@newsthump" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>newsthump</span></a></span> to admit satire really is dead and turn wholeheartedly to open journalism. </p><p><a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/politics/government/trump-agrees-u-s-will-become-associate-member-of-the-commonwealth/ar-AA1Bow6U" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">msn.com/en-us/politics/governm</span><span class="invisible">ent/trump-agrees-u-s-will-become-associate-member-of-the-commonwealth/ar-AA1Bow6U</span></a></p><p><a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/BritishCommonwealth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BritishCommonwealth</span></a> <a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/MangoMussolini" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MangoMussolini</span></a> <a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/BigEarsTheThird" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BigEarsTheThird</span></a></p>