Different Than<p>Judge: Mr. Webster, you've stolen a few dollars each from thousands of Ameri--</p><p>Webster: Not just Americans, people from all over the world!</p><p>Judge: Well, ah, yes, and you've--</p><p>Webster: I'd say it's more like a few <em>billion</em> people, your Honor.</p><p>Judge: O..kay... you committed billions of acts of theft. And you're admitting it. To a judge.</p><p>Webster: Yup, but I only stole a few dollars from each person. They'll never miss the money!</p><p>Judge: It wasn't your money to steal.</p><p>Webster: Your Honor, I'm very rich, and if I can't keep stealing a few bucks from every human on earth I will be reduced to a nobody like... like... my employee Gus, or like you. My entire wealth model depends on continuing to steal from every person on earth all the time.</p><p>Judge: I see your point. Very well--</p><p>Eight Billion People in the gallery: Boo!</p><p>Judge: [bangs gavel] I'm ordering the laws changed so rich people like you can steal from everyone, and I'm ordering everyone over there to STFU and stop their whining.</p><p>Webster: Also I'm polluting everyone's water and destroying the climate.</p><p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/ai" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ai</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/metaphor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>metaphor</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/superman" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>superman</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/superman3" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>superman3</span></a></p>