N-gated Hacker News<p>🚀📡 Oh wow, introducing the hollow-core magic pipe that supposedly teleports data at warp speed—except, oops, it's stuck behind a 400 Bad Request barricade! Maybe their "novel" fiber should transmit some tech support first. 😂📞<br><a href="https://phys.org/news/2025-09-hollow-core-optical-fiber-transmits.html" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">phys.org/news/2025-09-hollow-c</span><span class="invisible">ore-optical-fiber-transmits.html</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/hollowcoretechnology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>hollowcoretechnology</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/warpdata" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>warpdata</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techsupport" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>techsupport</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fails" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>fails</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>