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FreezenetAfter leading police on a long chase, Floridaman offers vodka to the officers for their trouble.<a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida/2025/04/25/man-offers-vodka-spritz-to-florida-deputies-after-chase-officials-say/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida/2025/04/25/man-offers-vodka-spritz-to-florida-deputies-after-chase-officials-say/</a><a href="https://noc.social/tags/Florida" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Florida</a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FloridaMan</a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Police" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Police</a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Facepalm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Facepalm</a>

David J. Atkinson<a href="https://sfba.social/@drahardja" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@drahardja</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/@Npars01" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@Npars01</a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FloridaMan</a>

Ike<a href="https://mastodon.social/@Some_Emo_Chick" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@Some_Emo_Chick</a> White Collar Florida Man<a href="https://pkm.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FloridaMan</a>

A. Rivera<a href="https://mas.to/tags/TipsFromMasterCriminals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TipsFromMasterCriminals</a>: Sharing is caring, but offering cops an alcoholic beverage while fleeing from scene of a crime is not a good idea. > Florida man offers police booze during car chase: ‘Don’t know if he was expecting us to just say ‘cheers” <a href="https://nypost.com/2025/04/23/us-news/florida-man-richard-christopher-smith-offers-police-alcohol-during-car-chase/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://nypost.com/2025/04/23/us-news/florida-man-richard-christopher-smith-offers-police-alcohol-during-car-chase/</a><a href="https://mas.to/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FloridaMan</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Floriduh</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#crime</a>

Mary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!"Hold my beer, Brett Favre!" -Ron DeSantis, probably"The $10M steered to Hope Florida by the state was Medicaid money, document shows"Read more at: <a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article304665166.html#storylink=cpy" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article304665166.html#storylink=cpy</a><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Medicaid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Medicaid</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/elections" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#elections</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/florida" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#florida</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FloridaMan</a> <a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article304665166.html" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article304665166.html</a>

In Search of a Better WorldNow... If I understand the <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Narnia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Narnia</a> allegory correctly. Today we celebrate the rising of <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Jesus" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Jesus</a> and him subsequently ripping <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/PontiusPilate" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#PontiusPilate</a>'s face off with his teeth. Right? Who knew Jesus was a <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FloridaMan</a>? <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvYXeP12TF4" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvYXeP12TF4</a><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/HappyEaster" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HappyEaster</a>

MrEdgarBass<a href="https://todon.eu/@MusiqueNow" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@MusiqueNow</a> My <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FloridaBoycott" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FloridaBoycott</a> continues. I’m not spending any of my hard earned cash over there. Neither am I using any of my precious vacation time. It’s not safe. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FloridaMan</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/RepublicansHateYou" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RepublicansHateYou</a>

Mary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!It has been __0__ days since a <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Republican" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Republican</a> was outed as a sex offender. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/maga" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#maga</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/florida" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#florida</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FloridaMan</a> <a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2025/04/16/former-desantis-spokesman-arrested-for-allegedly-exposing-sex-organs/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2025/04/16/former-desantis-spokesman-arrested-for-allegedly-exposing-sex-organs/</a>

Efexor Zolpidem :v_com:<a href="https://ursal.zone/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FloridaMan</a> ataca novamente <a href="https://g1.globo.com/mundo/noticia/2025/04/17/tiroteio-universidade-estadual-da-florida.ghtml" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://g1.globo.com/mundo/noticia/2025/04/17/tiroteio-universidade-estadual-da-florida.ghtml</a>

A. RiveraToday's <a href="https://mas.to/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FloridaMan</a> story. And yes, again, that IS his real name according to sources. > Knife-wielding Florida man with last name ‘Cocaine’ arrested after allegedly attacking Subway employees with ‘bad attitudes’ <a href="https://nypost.com/2025/04/15/us-news/florida-man-with-last-name-cocaine-arrested-after-allegedly-attacking-subway-employees-with-bad-attitudes/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://nypost.com/2025/04/15/us-news/florida-man-with-last-name-cocaine-arrested-after-allegedly-attacking-subway-employees-with-bad-attitudes/</a><a href="https://mas.to/tags/crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#crime</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Floriduh</a>

Freezenet"Cocaine became so irate"Cocaine can do WHAT now???<a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2025/04/12/cocaine-became-so-irate-man-attacked-brevard-county-subway-employees-deputies-say/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2025/04/12/cocaine-became-so-irate-man-attacked-brevard-county-subway-employees-deputies-say/</a><a href="https://noc.social/tags/Florida" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Florida</a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FloridaMan</a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Crime</a>

FreezenetHe was arrested. Apparently, being drunk in public might not be a good thing. That and wearing a pink thong. That doesn't help. Oh, and I suppose wearing fake breasts kinda made things worse. The pink wig? Probably didn't help things.<a href="https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/applebees/thong-man-275830" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/applebees/thong-man-275830</a><a href="https://noc.social/tags/Florida" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Florida</a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FloridaMan</a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Facepalm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Facepalm</a>

DAILY TROOT<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_GwlQKycZw" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_GwlQKycZw</a> oh boy that <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/jupiter?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#jupiter</a> " <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/florida?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#florida</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/floridaman?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#floridaman</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/maga?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#maga</a> - <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/mentalhealth?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#mentalhealth</a> in toilet aka <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/reality?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#reality</a> check please ~ wow great job conservatives.. ffs <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/failure?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#failure</a> ' built in .. ? <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/palmbeach?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#palmbeach</a> breach'

IkeHeard through a friend: `Kid Rock is Michigan's own "FloridaMan"`<a href="https://pkm.social/tags/KidRock" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#KidRock</a> <a href="https://pkm.social/tags/Michigan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Michigan</a> <a href="https://pkm.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FloridaMan</a>

Stephen Elliott~Buckley<a href="https://open.substack.com/pub/lizplank/p/florida-man-soft-launches-dictatorship" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://open.substack.com/pub/lizplank/p/florida-man-soft-launches-dictatorship</a><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/floridaman" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#floridaman</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bighands" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bighands</a><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cdnpoli" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#cdnpoli</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/canada" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#canada</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/mexico" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#mexico</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fascism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#fascism</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/antifa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#antifa</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/elbowsup" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#elbowsup</a>

m271What in tarnation??:: Cuts to Florida Man monologuing his diabolical endgame plan ::<a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FloridaMan</a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/isironyevenpossibleanymore" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#isironyevenpossibleanymore</a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/bigJurgisenergy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bigJurgisenergy</a><a href="https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/5213592-florida-child-labor-law-changes/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/5213592-florida-child-labor-law-changes/</a>

IamSheilaat91I guess Mike Waltz really is The Florida Man! <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/MikeWaltz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MikeWaltz</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/leaks" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#leaks</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/floridaman" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#floridaman</a>

Kirk BeckerVote for <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FloridaMan</a>, get shafted by <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FloridaMan</a>. <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/FAFO" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FAFO</a>. <a href="https://floridaphoenix.com/briefs/report-federal-medicaid-snap-cuts-could-have-crushing-blow-to-floridas-economy/?emci=d690500b-1009-f011-90cd-0022482a9fb7&emdi=4979971b-7009-f011-90cd-0022482a9fb7&ceid=407601" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://floridaphoenix.com/briefs/report-federal-medicaid-snap-cuts-could-have-crushing-blow-to-floridas-economy/?emci=d690500b-1009-f011-90cd-0022482a9fb7&emdi=4979971b-7009-f011-90cd-0022482a9fb7&ceid=407601</a>

A. RiveraToday's <a href="https://mas.to/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FloridaMan</a> story. > ‘I don’t f—ing care’: Florida man allegedly ‘became upset’ about music during karaoke night and pointed his gun at another bar patron <a href="https://lawandcrime.com/crime/i-dont-f-ing-care-florida-man-allegedly-became-upset-about-music-during-karaoke-night-and-pointed-his-gun-at-another-bar-patron/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://lawandcrime.com/crime/i-dont-f-ing-care-florida-man-allegedly-became-upset-about-music-during-karaoke-night-and-pointed-his-gun-at-another-bar-patron/</a><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Floriduh</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/karaoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#karaoke</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#crime</a>

Micheal Shallop :ve: :tux:Watching 🍿 <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/Texas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Texas</a> stupid itself into extinction has been actually more fun this year than <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FloridaMan</a> so, +1 to the 1-star state!<a href="https://techhub.social/tags/vaccination" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#vaccination</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/measles" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#measles</a>

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