Mastodon

Tofu MusubiTired of reading e-mails on your smart refrigerator? Loooking for something more portable? How about a web-enabled vacuum cleaner? <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#tech</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/groan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#groan</a> Samsung’s latest stick vac can alert you to calls and text messages<a href="https://www.theverge.com/news/639078/samsung-bespoke-ai-jet-ultra-vacuum-text-messages" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theverge.com/news/639078/samsung-bespoke-ai-jet-ultra-vacuum-text-messages</a>

Worded.ARTHot and steamy, Wet and sweaty, Muscles screaming, Groaning, breathing — Opening Our world, our windows, To let the sun back in.March 8th, 2025 <a href="https://artsio.com/tags/vsspoem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#vsspoem</a> prompt: <a href="https://artsio.com/tags/Groan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Groan</a>Share. Boost. Work it.<a href="https://artsio.com/tags/poetrycommunity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#poetrycommunity</a> <a href="https://artsio.com/tags/poetry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#poetry</a> <a href="https://artsio.com/tags/prompt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#prompt</a> <a href="https://artsio.com/tags/AmWriting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AmWriting</a> <a href="https://artsio.com/tags/WordedArt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WordedArt</a>

dick_turpinI'm currently listening to: 𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗦𝗮𝗹𝗲 A story of how money, vested interests and digital skulduggery are eroding trust in democracy.While it was interesting and, I suppose, inciteful to start with, I've started to get bored shitless with it. I'm not sure if it's the narrator's Irish accent or the fact that the author sees conspiracies at every turn of the page, but it's becoming very dull.<a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/tags/Opendemocracy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Opendemocracy</a> gets a few mentions. I've still got 4hrs 42mins to go. <a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/tags/Groan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Groan</a>

dick_turpin𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗮𝗻 𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝗳𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘆 𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗼𝗻!Set up notifications in <a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/tags/omv" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#omv</a> (Openmediavault) fail to get it working last night. Read this guide <a href="https://docs.openmediavault.org/en/latest/administration/general/notifications.html" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://docs.openmediavault.org/en/latest/administration/general/notifications.html</a> and then every security system in the universe starts emailing you!"Did you allow this?" "Was this you?" "Did you log in?" "You logged in from a web browser!" "Failed!" and thirty seven thousand "Update" notifications (OK, slight exaggeration.)Let's see how long I keep notifications enabled. <a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/tags/Groan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Groan</a>

thefathippyFor some reason, I'm subbed to South Australia's CFS reports (I deliberately subbed, but I'm still not sure why). Today brought news of a disaster..."PRECOLUMB ROAD, ONE TREE HILL (Tree Down)"I guess it's just "Hill", now...<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/groan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#groan</a>

Comics and Jokes @ Lucentinian Works Co LtdNew entry of AI-generated <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=comics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#comics</a> and <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#jokes</a> added to our <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=website" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#website</a>:A <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=Galactic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Galactic</a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=Groan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Groan</a><a href="https://comics.lucentinian.com/2198" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">comics.lucentinian.com/2198</a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=Comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Comedy</a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=DailyJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DailyJokes</a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=AIGeneratedJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AIGeneratedJokes</a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=Laughs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Laughs</a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=DailyComedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DailyComedy</a>

legend of flavorOh god. News Every reporting on the growing popularity of pickleball in Japan <a href="https://famichiki.jp/tags/groan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#groan</a>

FunHouse Radio► <a href="https://FunHouseRadio.com" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://FunHouseRadio.com</a> <-- TUNE IN Take a break from politics with us and our goofy music! <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/nasty" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#nasty</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/insect" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#insect</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/bug" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bug</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/medical" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#medical</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/doctor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#doctor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/health" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#health</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadjoke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/groan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#groan</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#memes</a>

ArunmozhiI don't know why the fediverse or Mastodon specifically I guess, eschewed quoting instead of just implementing "unsubscribe" really well. There are so many of the posts I don't respond to because, I don't want to mention the original poster by replying to them. And quoting doesn't really do justice. And a lot of pople still quote post, it's just annoying that I need to click the link and navigate to another instance's page to see the context. <a href="https://social.arunmozhi.in/tags/Groan" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Groan</a>

PunningI took up coffee later in life. But, you know what they say, “better latte than never”. <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://punning.isbrill.com/tag/coffee/" target="_blank">#coffee</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://punning.isbrill.com/tag/groan/" target="_blank">#groan</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://punning.isbrill.com/category/dad-jokes/" target="_blank">#DadJokes</a>

Ian SmithHad a dreadful accident playing peek-a-boo. Ended up in ICU.<a href="https://mas.to/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadjoke</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadjokes</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/awfuljoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#awfuljoke</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/groan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#groan</a>

Tom - KB9ENSOk if you read this far, I am sure you would like to know how long that piece of wire was. My tape measure shows it as 497 cm. Bit short for 40m but some of my tuners had the extra picofarads necessary I suppose. Ok folks that’s it thanks for “tuning” in ;) <a href="https://mastodon.radio/tags/groan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#groan</a> 8/8

CodieneC<a href="https://aus.social/@dgar" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@dgar</a> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/groan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#groan</a>

FunHouse Radio► <a href="https://FunHouseRadio.com" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://FunHouseRadio.com</a> <-- TUNE IN <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/maps" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#maps</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Seventies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Seventies</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/popmusic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#popmusic</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funk</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/soul" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#soul</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/fight" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#fight</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/fighting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#fighting</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/MMA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MMA</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/martialarts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#martialarts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/music" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#music</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadjoke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/groan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#groan</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#meme</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#memes</a>

FunHouse Radio► <a href="https://FunHouseRadio.com" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://FunHouseRadio.com</a> <-- TUNE IN <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/sike" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sike</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/psych" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#psych</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadjoke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/groan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#groan</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/porche" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#porche</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/misheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#misheard</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/poverty" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#poverty</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/ghetto" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ghetto</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#comedy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/cars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#cars</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/smh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#smh</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/lifestyle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#lifestyle</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#meme</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#memes</a>

FunHouse Radio► <a href="https://FunHouseRadio.com" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://FunHouseRadio.com</a> <-- TUNE IN <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/movies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#movies</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#pun</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/names" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#names</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/creatures" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#creatures</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/lol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#lol</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/groan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#groan</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/cringe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#cringe</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadjoke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#meme</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#memes</a>

Dendromecon<a href="https://mastodon.social/@mistersql" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@mistersql</a> It’s cool. You just had a weebian slip. <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/CloudStrike" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CloudStrike</a> <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/CloudStrife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CloudStrife</a> <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/CrowdStruckedUp" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CrowdStruckedUp</a> <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/groan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#groan</a>

viNomadicDAMN-- just as I WOW it, weird cutoff, troubleshooter shrugs its digital shoulders, thankfully could switch to DL copy, WTF? <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/kvetch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#kvetch</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/rant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#rant</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/groan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#groan</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/steam" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#steam</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ListeningClub" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ListeningClub</a>

dick_turpin<a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/@steevc" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@steevc</a> I'm waiting for the next headline:𝗧𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁!<a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/tags/Groan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Groan</a> <a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/tags/politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#politics</a>

Recent searches

Search options

Administered by:

Server stats:

#groan