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David Sirota

What kind of psychopathic executive team decides to hold their company’s mandatory-attendance office holiday party on the night of Christmas Eve?

Asking for all the abused employees of the Nakatomi Corporation who didn’t get to be with family.

(I bet it was Ellis’s idea)

@davidsirota Any weapons experts on here ?

What the hell was Ellis shot with ?

It made a hole in his head you could pass a grapefruit through without touching the sides

And this was with what looked like a 9 mil hand gun from 2 to 3 feet away

Would a 9 mil do that ?

If not what ?

@staringatclouds @davidsirota
It was just a regular 9mm, but Ellis' head is mostly hollow.

@davidsirota
Is it just me or is Ellis basically just a prototype of JD Vance? #DieHard

@davidsirota
It was the 80’s. Offices were open on Christmas Eve and after lunch we’d pull out bottles and start drinking at our desks.