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Sayhi to the weird little clamp that I ran over with my bike on my way to work right now. If you ever wondered who would win in a battle between a weird little clamp and a bike tire, so the answer is the weird little clamp

Greg Bell

@MLE_online wow I bet it never expected to be found and loved again after it was lost and rusted

@ferrix Its evolutionary strategy is popping bike tires so the bike owner takes it home and takes care of it

@MLE_online @ferrix

You realise they pair for life? You'll need to find its former partner or it'll pine.

@botvolution @ferrix Unless it didn't have a partner yet. If so, now it's imprinted on me