@grumpy_website I'm gonna need Unlimitedest. 30GB is rookie numbers.
@grumpy_website that's like the math joke: a line is double in length compared to a ray.
@grumpy_website also that is a good #marketing #lie in that #ad:
-Shure it's "technically #unlimited" but after 15GB/30GB they'll throttle you down to #56k speeds.
Not to mention: The the pricing is so dishonest that it would be #illegal in #Germany, as it takes fine-print to read it's actually $80/$90 !
And at that rate you'd be better off with some #roaming #eSIM or #SIM...
– It has two firing modes: full auto…
*brrrrrrrrrrt*
– …and fuller auto.
*click*
*bRRRRRRRRRRRRREeee…*
lazysupper @grumpy_website
They're not even trying anymore.
@grumpy_website What about the "Unlimited Ultimate" in the yellow header?