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Think I hurt my back yesterday just by tying my shoes and then standing back up :(
Being over 40 is devastating.

@vbabka dude. i once locked my back (also tying shoelaces) in my late 20s to the point i spent a night laying on the floor and then called an ambulance in the morning.
then i've spent the whole day in the queue because i wasn't a priority -- still in pain, laying down and unable to get up, so no food, no water.
may sound like a bad day. but i've actually never felt luckier than when i realized how great is it that i'm not a priority in the neurology department. all our trouble looks petty there.

@lkundrak @vbabka my back just started hurting after reading this
@hyeyoo @lkundrak @vbabka bro you're young enjoy it son!

MORE WHISKEY!
@hyeyoo @ljs @lkundrak uh I'm not sure but you replied to a toot suggesting WHISKEY with a picture of Jim Beam Apple Liqueur so I'd assume there are people who can get offended by that, let's ask @jejb
James Bottomley

@vbabka @lkundrak @hyeyoo @ljs well, yes. I'm insulted that after attending @linuxplumbersconf in the great apple producing state of Virginia you try to palm everyone off with inferior applejack from Kentucky.

@jejb @vbabka @lkundrak @hyeyoo @linuxplumbersconf To be honest these are the only quality apples worth drinking imo
@lkundrak *whispers* the twin suns sink behind the lake, where black stars rise and strange moons circle through the skies...