You. Can't. Fix. Stupid.
'Mad king': Trump baffles observers by suggesting he'll tariff illegal drugs
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-tariffs-fentanyl-2671660139/
Everything you've ever done on social media can and will be used against you.
This thread, castigating Donald Trump for acting more like a king than a president, can be read as a work of satire, on my blog, Meticulous Musings.
https://jasonbeets.blogspot.com/2025/03/its-time-for-king-trump-to-abdicate.html
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Darrell Heraldry is a Fox News contributor and host of the hit podcast, “All the King’s Men.”
New episodes are available Monday through Friday on the Fox Podcast Network.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Bt510eKaU
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When the elder Trump hears Americans declare, “God Save the King!”, he will know that his family will rule over the American Monarchy, and all of American politics, for the rest of time.
God Save the King!
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Once King Trump abdicates, he can confidently pass the baton of the American Monarchy to the next in line, his son, Donald Trump Jr.
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Trump can announce he will give himself a lifetime pardon for anything he has ever done or ever will do, and that he will retire to a quiet life at Mar-a-Lago, confident he has proven himself to be the greatest president of all time.
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Once King Trump abdicates the throne, these “Mission Accomplished” red MAGA hats will be available from the White House gift shop for $19.99.
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Trump can then declare, after saying he alone could fix America, that he has fixed America.
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Now that America’s problems are solved, the time has come for Donald Trump to abdicate the throne.
And he should do so with the flair and fanfare he is known for.
https://jasonbeets.blogspot.com/2025/03/its-time-for-king-trump-to-abdicate.html
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This allowed Republicans to approve a massive tax cut for rich people, so the billionaire masters of industry could urinate upon the peons below them, through the majesty of trickle down economics, just like the robber barons of old.
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And Musk did so by silencing anyone who disagreed, thus making the world safe for free speech.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/11/trump-tesla-boycott-musk
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This thread could be a work of vicious satire meant to castigate Donald Trump as thoroughly un-American by accusing him of acting like a king.
Alternatively, this thread might be an editorial written by Darrell Heraldry, for Fox Nation, praising Donald Trump's coronation and subsequent declaration of absolute power via executive order.
https://jasonbeets.blogspot.com/2025/03/its-time-for-king-trump-to-abdicate.html
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"Trump is abandoning Ukraine - and the GOP's strength on foreign policy" an editorial by Michael Steele, for MSNBC.com.
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From NBC News, "Trump White House has asked US military to develop options for the Panama Canal, officials say"
"Potential plans range from partnering more closesly with Panamanian security forces to a less likely option of US troops seizing the canal by force, US officials told NBC News."
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From CNN, "Trump wants to buy Greenland again. Here's why he's so interested in the world's largest island"
https://www.cnn.com/2025/01/07/climate/trump-greenland-climate/index.html
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Trump also displayed the terrifying military and economic power of the American empire to its many enemies: Canada, Denmark, Panama, and Ukraine.
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In only two mere months, Trump solved the cost of living crisis in America.
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Nonetheless, King Trump, in a display of generosity and grace, chose to allow Congress to continue to convene, in a purely advisory role, rather than dissolve the unpopular remnant of a foregone era.
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