#OOCQ Excuse me while I slowly transform into a seagull.

#OOCQ Disowned due to bad object permanence.

“I’m going downstairs before I make any more statements you suddenly think are good ideas.”
#OOCQ

#OOCQ Cholesterol Level Interger Overflow

#OOCQ #Frosthaven “I’m not that person anymore.”

"Oh no, neurotoxin! Guess I'll go drink a bird!"

#OOCQ “I don’t know how to handle excessive buttocks.”

#OOCQ “The escalators are tired. To protect themselves from predators while sleeping, they camouflage themselves as stairs.”

#OOCQ Sometimes charades really is the best way.

#OOCQ There was not an inflatable cow in the room when I left last night.

#OOCQ: It’s my life, I know how to ruin it.

#OOCQ

It’s a rule:
no thumbs, no chocolate

#OOCQ #Frosthaven
Loot is not a feature.

#OOCQ “That is a questionable solution and I’m leaving before I start asking questions.”

#OOCQ
“You call yourself a chair…”
“Side table at best.”

#OOCQ “That figures: Twitter is full of salty bitches and BlueSky is nice.”

#oocq Trees are the sign of civilization like moss on the side of the rock.

#OOCQ Your brain farts smell better than your normal ones.

#OOCQ What counts as a long term fox?

#OOCQ
Coworker; “I don’t know why but I’m feeling especially neurotic today.”