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N-gated Hacker News @ngate@mastodon.social

Ah, yet another #TypeScript #wannabe strutting around in Rust's suit, calling itself "flexible" and "zero-dependencies" like a #hipster at a vegan cafe. But sure, let's all pretend this will solve more than just GitHub issues and existential boredom.
https://github.com/9Morello/gatehouse-ts #Rust #flexible #zero-dependencies #HackerNews #ngated

A flexible, zero-dependencies authorization TypeScript library based on the Gatehouse library for Rust - 9Morello/gatehouse-ts

GitHubGitHub - 9Morello/gatehouse-ts: A flexible, zero-dependencies authorization TypeScript library based on the Gatehouse library for RustA flexible, zero-dependencies authorization TypeScript library based on the Gatehouse library for Rust - 9Morello/gatehouse-ts

John @John@fairdinkum.one

So #Canada has it’s own #farright #formerTVpersonality & #wannabe #politician Kevin O'Leary saying #China should face 400% #tariffs.

FFS #auspol #CanPol

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #Wannabe
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from March 18, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Wannabe

Transcript:
• Yo, I'll Tell You What I Want, What I Really, Really Want
• So Tell Me What You Want, What You Really, Really Want

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Original Text:
• Garfield: No animal is more graceful than a cat. You'll have to take my word for it.

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #Wannabe
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from January 8, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Wannabe

Transcript:
• Now Don't Go Wasting My Precious Time
• Get Your Act Together We Could Be Just Fine
• I'll Tell You What I Want, What I Really, Really Want

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Original Text:
• Garfield: Jon is in deep thought.
• Jon: How come you can't taste your tongue?
• Garfield: Relatively speaking.

Continued thread

Y⃒̸̷̝̜̙ͥͥͥngmar @yngmar@social.tchncs.de

Pro level youtuber!

Well, it's a nice log it focused on at least.

#Fail #ContentCreator #YouTuber

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #Wannabe
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from August 1, 2007
Text replaced with lyrics from: Wannabe

Transcript:
• And As For Me, Ha You'll See

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Original Text:
• *SMACK!*
• Garfield: Fore!

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #Wannabe
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from May 4, 2007
Text replaced with lyrics from: Wannabe

Transcript:
• Easy V Doesn't Come For Free, She's A Real Lady
• And As For Me, Ha You'll See
• Slam Your Body Down And Wind It All Around

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Original Text:
• Garfield: Jon says eating should be fun. Tonight's meal is entitled "The Joy of Corn". Ha, ha, ha, wheeeeee...

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #Wannabe
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from January 27, 2007
Text replaced with lyrics from: Wannabe

Transcript:
• Slam, Slam, Slam, Slam
• Slam Your Body Down And Wind It All Around
• Slam Your Body Down And Wind It All Around

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Original Text:
• Jon: How about dinner tomorrow, Liz?...It's a special night, you know. She said every night with me is special.
• Garfield: You're melting.

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #Wannabe
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from November 30, 2006
Text replaced with lyrics from: Wannabe

Transcript:
• Yo, I'll Tell You What I Want, What I Really, Really Want
• So Tell Me What You Want, What You Really, Really Want
• I'll Tell You What I Want, What I Really, Really Want

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Original Text:
• Garfield: Sigh...it's almost that time of year again. Soon the snow will be falling... And the Christmas cookies will be rising.

Zzyzx/P @ZzyzxProton@mastodon.social

This is what happens when a #stupid #idiot #ApartheidScum is allowed to run a #government into the ground. That #liar #felon #rapist #OrangeAbomination in the #WhiteHouse used to complain about #shithole countries? Welcome to the latest entrant in that club run by a #tinpot #dictator #wannabe #megalomaniac.

#MAGAIdiots
#TraitorMAGA
#TraitorGOP
#CorruptAdministration
#impeach

https://www.yahoo.com/news/how-trumps-mass-government-layoffs-are-affecting-us-national-parks-222552042.html

Since the layoffs, long lines have greeted visitors at Grand Canyon National Park, and visitors to Pennsylvania’s Gettysburg National Military Park received notifications that their reservations had been canceled indefinitely, the Washington Post reported. In Washington state, trails have been closed and tours have been canceled due to staffing shortages.

“If a visitor is involved in an automobile accident in Badlands National Park in South Dakota, or has their car broken into at a trailhead in Rocky Mountain National Park in Colorado, there will be a delay in the response by a ranger to investigate — or perhaps no response at all. If a visitor suffers a medical emergency while hiking in Grand Canyon National Park in Arizona, ranger response could be delayed,” Rick Mossman, president of the Association of National Park Rangers, said in a press release.

Forest Service layoffs mean that measures to help lower wildfire risks in western states will now be stalled.

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #Wannabe
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from June 13, 2006
Text replaced with lyrics from: Wannabe

Transcript:
• Yo, I'll Tell You What I Want, What I Really, Really Want
• So Tell Me What You Want, What You Really, Really Want
• I'll Tell You What I Want, What I Really, Really Want

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Original Text:
• Jon: Those old bones don't move like they used to, huh, Garfield? Or did they ever?
• Garfield: That's harassing the aged, fella.

Zzyzx/P @ZzyzxProton@mastodon.social

What do #MAGA #liars do on a regular basis? They #lie.
What do they do when #calledout? #Juvenile #insults.

#dishonest
#dictator #wannabe
#powertrip
#rottenToTheCore

https://www.yahoo.com/news/elon-musk-hits-astronaut-shocking-180900402.html

“What a lie,” Mogensen, 48, wrote on his X account.

“We don’t feel abandoned. We don’t feel stuck. We don’t feel stranded. I understand why others may think that,” Wilmore said from the ISS. “We come prepared. We come committed.”

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #Wannabe
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from March 21, 2006
Text replaced with lyrics from: Wannabe

Transcript:
• Slam, Slam, Slam, Slam
• Slam Your Body Down And Wind It All Around
• Slam Your Body Down And Wind It All Around
• Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha

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Original Text:
• Jon: I don't know, Garfield... This place looks pretty fancy. I have sixteen forks.
• Garfield: Which one is for scratching your nose?

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #Wannabe
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from December 3, 2005
Text replaced with lyrics from: Wannabe

Transcript:
• Make It Last Forever, Friendship Never Ends
• If You Wanna
• Be My Lover, You Have Got To Give

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Original Text:
• Jon: I have to let Santa know...have you been good or bad this year?
• Garfield: Good! Aside from the incessant, compulsive lying.

Media Japan @media@wakoka.com

https://www.wacoca.com/media/278959/ 目覚めたら死体が…私が殺したのか？／映画『殺人女優』予告編 #MovieCollection #MovieCollectionJP #TARA #Wannabe #ジヨン #ムビコレ #映画 #殺人女優 #韓国映画 #화녀

目覚めたら死体が…私が殺したのか？／映画『殺人女優』予告編

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #Wannabe
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from September 24, 2005
Text replaced with lyrics from: Wannabe

Transcript:
• Make It Last Forever, Friendship Never Ends
• If You Wanna Be My Lover, You Have Got
• To Give

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Original Text:
• Garfield: You wait right here while I do nothing. I'm back.
• Jon: You are so strange.

kls @kls@pixelfed.social

Digital version of a mixtape I made for a friend. Started in the evening playing around with some ideas and ended up 4am with this. Went to bed and got up two hours later. Man, that was a tough workday then - getting too old for staying up the night....
All graphics be me, only the three tapes I got from openclipart.com (https://openclipart.org/detail/324237/compact-cassettes).

About the music: mixed, #ska and #latin, #folk and more. You should be able to find most on the tube.
¡Baila! ^_^

#color #affinitydesigner #vector #vectorgraphic #vektorgrafik #wannabe #spanish #music #musik #cover #tape #luchalibre #luchador #mask

Colorfull poster imitating those wonderful advertising for mexican wrestling. A red western styled text says "Lucha Libre" and a wrestler (Luchador) with his mask is pictured together with his huge belt made in shape of a heart.
The overall background is yellowish with a blue border.

Colorfull poster imitating those wonderful advertising for mexican wrestling. A red western styled text says "Lucha Libre" and a wrestler (Luchador) with his mask is pictured together with his huge belt made in shape of a heart.
In the mid area two lists of songs are printed in red and blue on pink. The overall background is yellowish with a blue border.

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #Wannabe
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from May 20, 2005
Text replaced with lyrics from: Wannabe

Transcript:
• Yo, I'll Tell You What I Want, What I Really, Really Want
• So Tell Me What You Want, What You Really, Really Want
• I'll Tell You What I Want, What I Really, Really Want

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Original Text:
• Jon: I'm a lonely guy, Garfield. Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely... -Lonely, lonel, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely...

Simone @simonekoster@pixelfed.social

Nature is just a Mark Rothko wanna be

#art #nature #wannabe #markrothko #sunset

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