#masshole
North Andover with an entry for the #masshole books https://www.wwlp.com/news/crime/250000-worth-of-bottles-destroyed-at-north-andover-liquor-store/
“My whole family will fight you in a Dunkin’ Donuts parking lot,” said Collins, who grew up in Salem and later Byfield, in an interview. “The ‘Massholeness’ informs, probably, this decision to an extent that I don’t want to really think about without a lot more therapy.”
https://www.bostonglobe.com/2024/11/15/business/onion-infowars-ben-collins/
The most #Masshole story that ever massholed:
"They handed me a sterilized X-Acto knife, and I, like every Massachusetts father, cut my baby's umbilical cord in a Dunkin Donuts parking lot." #capecod #massachusetts #dunkindonuts
What I brought to lace group today: #Masshole donuts. They were a hit with the ladies who lace.
![The open box of one dozen Mass Hole donuts. They are round like Munchkins, but bigger. They are decorated with icing and sprinkles [yes, we call them jimmies here usually, I don't know why they aren't].
They had only 5 flavors left when I got there late today, so I have from left to right:
Johnny Appleseed, sort of a cider donut
Lakeville Lemonade Stand, lemon poppy seed with icing
Summertime Sprinkle, the pink one with jimmies
Storeo Drive, chocolate with chocolate icing, jimmies, whipped cream looking top and a teeny oreo
Revere Peach, a coconut covered one that had peach-apricot jam in the center](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/786/779/739/390/548/original/9e06c599c8b4f291.jpg)
Also captured a classic #masshole moment at Broadway & D St.
You can *barely* make out my JFC at the end of the clip, bewildered by the driver who does not understand that the woo-woo machine has the right of way.
March 27th, 2020, part 8:
-The EPA, citing coronavirus concerns, slashes rules for polluters
The House passes a $2 trillion coronavirus relief package
-Former Secretary of State John Kerry (D-MA): “Breaking news: Congressman Massie has tested positive for being an asshole. He must be quarantined to prevent the spread of his massive stupidity. He's given new meaning to the term #Masshole. (Finally, something the president and I can agree on!)”
@Researchbuzz Meanwhile, in #Masshole land: https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2015/12/23/massdot-posts-driver-safety-messages-with-holiday-twist/ieGUUdJZkyU6opiKV2lgDK/story.html
(I remember this starting with signs reading "Use Yah Blinkah" about 10 years ago. I actually think it helped!)
#masshole true crime....
Check out Simone Ridinger /// Part 1 /// 713 from True Crime Garage on Amazon Music.
I think to myself,
"Was it an imagined slight?"
But nah—I don't care.
if you learned to drive in massachusetts like i did. then you drive like an asshole. as such... i have always used radar detectors... this is a great deal... if you drive like an #masshole too highly recommend!
https://www.amazon.com/R4-Long-Range-Shattering-Performance-Multi-Color/dp/B09LRHV6QT/
Got my State ID this past week in Ohio. I still consider myself a #MassHole at heart but with an Ohio ID, I guess you can officially call me an Ohioan?
Debating to use a country drawl during my voice breaks for The Rockin' Pop Party's country episode tonight. Will I do it? Tune in tonight at 9 pm (ET) on @Magic109 to find out!
It’s fiction, I can enjoy it @lukeoneil47! 
#writing #book #hellscape #hellworld #masshole #IHatePunctuation
LOL. Hot topic on the town subreddit today is that #MassHole Donuts is moving to #SomervilleMA #TeeleSq.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cq8pt6pO3CU/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Countdown begins. Only 60 days until I become a Masshole again! 
Can’t wait! #Massachusetts #Masshole #FleeingFlorida #DeFascist
Kurt Russell is from Springfield! For various reasons I've been looking actors up on Wikipedia, and I keep finding out that they're from Massachusetts! This is all so exciting. #Masshole
Jack Lemmon is from Newton? #Masshole
ALEX ROCCO WAS FROM SOMERVILLE?!? #Masshole