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#dumb

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Ivo Limmen

As a Dutch citizen our #dumb #jokes always had the #belgians as subject. This is a cultural mishap here in the Netherlands. I noticed that each country has it's own 'target' for these jokes. This is my attempt to set the record straight. Clearly the #americans are dumber. All our jokes should be about them. I have opened a petition to spread awareness. openpetition.eu/nl/petition/on
#MakeEuropeGreatAgain

openPetitionAll the dumb jokes should be altered to use Americans as subject - Online petitionIn the Netherlands we have a lot of dumb jokes and they are always about the Belgians. Why we have them is still a question for me. Since Donald Trump took office we can clearly see that the Americans are more stupid. I emplore the good people of Europe to alter all our jokes that are about stupidity to be changes so that we can reflect the current reality.
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Asbjørn Ulsberg

"Also note that the tariffs are not broken down by country, they're broken down by top level internet domain.

It's why islands that are populated entirely by penguins (the .hm domain) and why the Diego Garcia military base on BIOT (.io) are listed, also why Reunion (.re) and Gibraltar (.gi) are listed separately from France & the UK.

They 100% used an LLM to generate this list and didn't catch the mistake because they're all dumb as rocks”

#tariff#tariffs#uspol
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C.

I have a George story.

For those who came in late, George is our very large and very dumb house rabbit. He's a mutt, brown with one lop ear and one erect, and weighs somewhere in the neighbourhood of 8 kg - 17 pounds. We haven't weighed him in a long time, because he's not a fan of being picked up, so it's stressful.

Anyways... last night I went to give him a treat before I went to bed. He has one of those flat-packed wooden cottages that you fit together with tabs and slots, and generally overnights in it. He's generally in there some time before I go to bed.

So I got the treat, came to the cottage, and called him as usual. He was in the cottage in the opposite direction of his usual way - and even though there are entrances at both ends, he couldn't figure out how to get out... 🤣 He kept trying to turn around inside the cottage, and he's too big for that.

George, a large brown house rabbit with one erect ear and one lop ear, is sitting under a plastic stepstool on the carpeted floor. His erect ear is pointed in the direction of the photographer, with his head turned to image-left, so the eye on the near side of his head also appears to be looking directly at the viewer. His four feet are together, and he is holding his head low, close to the floor. His large butt points away in the opposite direction.
#dumb#bunny#rabbit
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ridicol 🍉🇵🇸 🏳️‍🌈💚

"In an editorial yesterday, the FT said Trump’s decision in April would go down as “one of the greatest acts of self-harm in American history.” The “reciprocal tariffs,” it said, would “wreak untold damage on households, businesses, and financial markets across the world, upending a global economic order that America benefited from and helped to create.”"

#dumb
#Trump

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Wulfy

I am maintaining my title of
"The smartest dumb person they have ever known."...

...given to me by an old good friend of mine.

I have been messing with my PC USB cables, and managed to connect the Keyboard USB cable, to one of the USB ports on that same keyboard.

For some reason, the keyboard did not work 🤔

#dumb#idiot#troglodite
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